his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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