toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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