Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i dont even know how to be here
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
