Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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