Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
You did what with his pubic hair?
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