Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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