Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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