on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We need to get me chipped asap
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Text me some of your sweat
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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