David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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