This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize