Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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