I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
