lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I need to sanitize my soul.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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