what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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