It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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