Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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