when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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