Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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