your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Shame is for Republicans.
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