Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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