just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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