I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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