Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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