You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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