i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It's shark week go big or go home
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
