I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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