Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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