Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
operation have a gay friend backfired
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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