Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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