I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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