hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I think I sprained my soul last night
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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