Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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