What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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