Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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