I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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