i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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