he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
should my penis look like a turkey
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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