We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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