Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I have post one night stand depression
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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