wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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