Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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