Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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