Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
