is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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