And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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