Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
