if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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