it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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