check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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