paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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