are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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