just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
