literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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