Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The beer is more important than you right now.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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