Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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